Toot, Toot Snitches...♥

So the other day, I was told that I have "narcissistic tendencies" that person, I replied, "So? I don't care!" lol.
A person with narcissistic personality disorder:

  • Reacts to criticism with rage, shame, or humiliation
  • Takes advantage of other people to achieve his or her own goals
  • Has feelings of self-importance
  • Exaggerates achievements and talents
  • Is preoccupied with fantasies of success, power, beauty, intelligence, or ideal love
  • Has unreasonable expectations of favorable treatment
  • Requires constant attention and admiration
  • Disregards the feelings of others, lacks empathy
  • Has obsessive self-interest
  • Pursues mainly selfish goals

Obviously, looking at these points...hell yeah, I have narcissistic "tendencies". I fall in love with me every time I look in the mirror! What's your point? The thing that bugged me is that I was given this half-cocked opinion by a skeezer who loves to be the weepy-whiner of the bunch. "OMG, my hair is sooo ugly today !" (bitch, why'd you leave the house lookin like that, then??). "OMG, my thighs move when I run. I'm thinking about getting liposuction" {bitch, so what! Your whole leg moves when you run, you wanna get that nip-tucked off, too?!)...I could go on and on. The thing is, the girl doesn't even look bad. Dare I say, she's pretty. Anyone who knows me can tell you that when it comes to people, I can't STAND hearing someone fish for compliments and validation all day. Ugh! It's so annoying! Low self-esteem rears it's ugly head all too often. It's like, we see you! OK! So you can stop calling attention to yourself, and stop trying to act like you hate how you look, because in actuality, I'm the one who's smart enough to see right through it and recognize that you're actually quite enthralled with yourself. You just wanted everyone else to be, too. Well guess what? I called her out on it! She had the nerve to say, "I'm surprised you had time to notice anything, you're always tooting your own horn"...she had this look on her face that made me want to punch the shit out of her shake my head. I told her, "I'd rather toot my own horn than to wait my whole life for someone else to toot it for me." That's when she threw in that "narcissistic tendencies" BS... girl please. When you stop whining long enough to actually listen in class, earn a degree or two, and start practicing Psychology, then you can come throwing your half-cocked diagnosis over here. Until then, get the f*ck from 'round me! Go somewhere and get your Daddy-issues in check before you wind up knocked up in a campus bathroom talkin' about you're a virgin and didn't know you were pregnant...dummy.


PS: Yes, I do feel better now. Thank you. :-)


  1. Bwahahahaahahahahahaha. I would have loved to witness that conversation!

    There is nothing wrong with liking yourself. I need some of those tendencies myself.

    I am loving that part where you said you fall in love with yourself every time you look in the mirror. Awesome!

  2. I only got like 2 of those things on the list. I'd hate to see what the anti social personality test would say about me. As far as compliments, I don't give them when you want me to. It's called self esteem. Esteem of your mutha effin self! The only think Katt Williams ever said that I laughed at.

  3. LMAO . . . . she is trippin!!! There is a big difference btwn being narcissistic and being confident/secure :-)

  4. Well damn. I guess I am a narcissus. And I look damn good doing so! Ain' nothing wrong with being the confident with way you are. She needs to get like you.. Hell, like US, because no one likes a whining lil bitch. Oh, yes. I said it:)




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